Showing posts with label Why are you late Joseph?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why are you late Joseph?. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Why are you late, Joseph?
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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