tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685222765582749997.post144283640904063830..comments2024-01-26T22:51:54.401+05:30Comments on Learn to speak English: ENGLISH IS SPOKEN IN MANY PARTS OF THE GLOBE.Learn Speaking Englishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295341359871340648noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685222765582749997.post-22265064137682156882010-01-01T22:35:31.378+05:302010-01-01T22:35:31.378+05:30INTERESTING INFORMATION ON YOUR BLOG. CONGRATULATI...INTERESTING INFORMATION ON YOUR BLOG. CONGRATULATIONS!<br />I ALSO HAVE ONE! <br />COME VISIT MINE!<br />YOU ARE WELCOME<br />http://teachermanoelcarlos.blogspot.com/<br />MANOEL CARLOSAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15477938073609455434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685222765582749997.post-54511776673602459112008-12-28T08:40:00.000+05:302008-12-28T08:40:00.000+05:30The British call it a pavement,The Americans call ...The British call it a pavement,<BR/>The Americans call it a sidewalk.<BR/>I done something bad when I was a boy,<BR/>And it left the old lady in shock!<BR/><BR/>The Americans say they’re going to get laid,<BR/>That means they’re going to have sex.<BR/>I done something bad when I was a boy,<BR/>I sat on the ministers specs.<BR/><BR/>Take two bits of toast and jam,<BR/>Stick them both in your ear.<BR/>Eat a whole school of fish for supper,<BR/>Then wash the whole lot down with beer.<BR/><BR/>The British call it their bottom,<BR/>But to the Americans it is a fanny.<BR/>I done something horrible when I was young,<BR/>I poured a tin of custard over my granny.<BR/><BR/>Take two bits of toast and jam,<BR/>Stick them into your ear.<BR/>Eat a whole wilder beast for dinner,<BR/>Then go to the bar for a beer.<BR/><BR/>The Americans call them diapers,<BR/>But to the British, they are just nappies.<BR/>At the end of the day they do the same thing,<BR/>Holding together young babies crappies.<BR/><BR/>We Brits put things into the cars boot,<BR/>While the Americans put them into its trunk.<BR/>I done a nasty thing when I was a wee boy,<BR/>I told the joke about the nun to a monk.<BR/><BR/>Take two bits of toast and jam,<BR/>Stick both slices into your ears.<BR/>Eat a whole flock of sheep for breakfast,<BR/>And wash the whole lot down with beers.<BR/><BR/>People in Britain go on their holidays,<BR/>But the Americans go on vacation.<BR/>I done a rude thing when I was a boy,<BR/>I’ll admit I gave into temptation.<BR/><BR/>The Americans live in apartments,<BR/>But to the British they are just flats.<BR/>I done a horrid thing to my aunties once,<BR/>I sat down on all of their hats.<BR/><BR/>Take three bits of toast and jam,<BR/>Stick all the slices into your ears.<BR/>Eat a whole field of potatoes for lunch,<BR/>Then wash the whole lot down with beers.Vivekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09924712084384392423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685222765582749997.post-17561171961890758422008-06-06T13:44:00.000+05:302008-06-06T13:44:00.000+05:30Good collection.Good collection.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959531979229133911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685222765582749997.post-90901318161471289732008-04-10T22:42:00.000+05:302008-04-10T22:42:00.000+05:30Thank you Snigdha.Thank you Snigdha.Learn Speaking Englishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295341359871340648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685222765582749997.post-31045677397986666642008-04-10T18:05:00.000+05:302008-04-10T18:05:00.000+05:30thats all little diffrence but very noticeable...g...thats all little diffrence but very noticeable...good work !Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15461359740159675331noreply@blogger.com